Dear Idiot

April 24, 2010

Conversation

Customer: can I get a manhattan on the rocks?

Me: Sure, do you have a preference on the whisky? We use Jim Beam as our well.

Customer: But that’s a bourbon…..

Me: Yes, it’s a bourbon whisky.

Customer: Do you have any regular whisky?

Me: Yes I have 30 different whiskys. What would you like?

Customer: Well what’s your well whisky?

……All bourbons are whiskys but not all whiskys are bourbons………